from the album: live@home
Well, this will be the hidden track.
I call it a poem for all parents
So you found out little Susie's on the pill
And for you she left the bill
Little Tony is playing with Grandma
It keeps him away from the gang wars
Little baby's on drugs
It kept her from posing for porno mags
You caught little Johnny in bed with his best friend
At least he won't come home pregnant
Little Brian drank the cat and gave the rest to Satan
He claims I found religion
Don't you worry, it's only a phase now
Some snap out of it quickly
Others manage to survive